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Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
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At this point it's all I can do to not start responding to this Procurement lady's e-mails with a string of emoji.
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Some people really are just oxygen thieves. And there is an alarmingly high percentage of them working in our Procurement department...
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At the SW 10K on Saturday, I watched a guy using a selfie stick - while running, natch - slam face-first into a light pole. Justice: SERVED.
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Ouch. That seems like asking for trouble. - John (bird whisperer)
Owwwww - Stephen Mack
:) I saw a video this morning of a hockey player knocking himself down with his own stick. - Greg GuitarBuster
Hope he posts it somewhere...I mean besides to his face. - That's So CAJ!
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My Achilles tendinitis thanks SW for putting us at the furthest gate from baggage claim... (at @iflyoakland) https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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:( - Stephen Mack
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Got a TSA pat-down! I ain't mad. Folks just doing their job. Welcome to SNA! (@ John Wayne Airport (SNA)) https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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Last treat of this trip... (@ Tiki Juice Bar - @disneyland in Anaheim, CA) https://www.swarmapp.com/c... http://t.co/U3ZyQ4ZEyT
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Riding Indiana Jones with your arms in the air the whole time = Best Core Workout EVER
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Dear Disney: It's 2015. Why is Autopia not fully electric yet? #thxforthefumes
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Three medal madness! #starwarshalf #starwars10K #rebelchallenge #runDisney #totallymetal @ Space… http://instagram.com/p...
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Sup. #starwarshalf #rebelchallenge #runDisney #yeahididit @ California Screamin' http://instagram.com/p...
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Watch the medal spin... #starwarshalf #runDisney #rebelchallenge @ Disneyland Inaugural Star Wars Half… http://instagram.com/p...
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Picard. That is all. #treknerdatheart #makeitso @ Disneyland Inaugural Star Wars Half Marathon http://instagram.com/p...
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Rebel Challenge Status: Complete. Beer: Consumed. Disney Parks Takeover: In Progress. #starwarshalf… http://instagram.com/p...
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I spent 3 hours and 28 minutes running with RunKeeper. 1,665 calories burned. #LoseIt
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Ran across three guys in Trek uniforms at the race. Talked to the bear dressed like Riker and told him thank you for having the balls to represent. He said "A guy dressed as George Lucas yelled at me. It was SO worth it!" :D
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Carb (and protein) loading the delicious way! (@ Hu Tieu Nam Vang in Garden Grove, CA) https://www.swarmapp.com/c... http://t.co/aPTkNgqCrO
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It's a credit to the staff and patrons of IHOP that they don't find my appearance even... https://www.swarmapp.com/c... http://t.co/VMF4KtTiO6
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Lol - AHnix (Anna Haro)
Oh, look! It's actually you in the picture! :) - That's So CAJ!
Also...read that location as "placenta" which...well, that would be just odd. - That's So CAJ!
Mmmmmmmmmplacenta.... - Hookuh Tinypants
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Kicking ass on behalf of ewoks everywhere #starwars10K #usetheforce #okmaybenotsomuchforce http://instagram.com/p...
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I spent 1 hour and 23 minutes running with RunKeeper. 943 calories burned. #LoseIt
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I'm at Walt Disney Star Wars 10k in Anaheim, Calif https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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OMG who are these people?! GODDAMMIT SWARM - Hookuh Tinypants
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RT @buzzfeed: 27 Times Disney Princesses Perfectly Summed Up Your Night Out http://bzfd.it/1wb8O2B http://t.co/YinXF1Fni0
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Vader is truly a romantic at heart... http://instagram.com/p...
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Finally some lunch! (at @GenKoreanBBQ House in Cerritos, CA) https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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Bib pickup! (@ Star Wars Health & Fitness Expo in Anaheim, Calif) https://www.swarmapp.com/c... http://t.co/tyNr4eTfEE
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Because it makes sense to put four newly-arrived flights on the SAME CAROUSEL. Check yo self, SNA. https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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Ugh. And everyone has to stand RIGHT ON TOP OF IT so no one can see their bags. Step back people. You'll have plenty of time to get your bag. And the best part? If you miss it, IT COMES BACK AROUND! - That's So CAJ!
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TSA Pre-Check is quickly becoming my favorite thing about air travel. (@ Oakland International Airport (OAK)) https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
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What happens when you hand me a 40lb slam ball and tell me to pretend I'm chucking it at the face of someone who has really pissed me off......
Whoa! - Stephen Mack
My trainer spent the next 15 minutes bringing various staff over to brag about this. The gym manager joked that my punishment is to walk out to the basketball court and back (1/2 mile including stairs) holding the ball over my head. I'm terrified he may be serious. - Hookuh Tinypants
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I spent 55 minutes circuit training. 673 calories burned. #LoseIt
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It's sad that it's 2015 and you still can't add Southwest Airline tickets to your Passbook.
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They're already ready for us down in SoCal! :D
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Tough Mudder has released their obstacle list for 2015! YESSSSSSSSSS...... Obstacle Course | Tough Mudder's Badass Obstacles - https://toughmudder.com/obstacl...
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RING OF FIRE! - Melly #FForever
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I luh you baby, but I'mma sit this one out. - MoTO Boychick Devil
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I spent 1 hour lifting weights. 524 calories burned. #LoseIt
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I would think an hour of weightlifting would burn more calories. - Brent Schaus
Weight lifting doesn't get the heart rate up enough to burn a ton of calories. You want higher burn, gotta get that HR up over 160. - Hookuh Tinypants
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