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Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
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That moment when you discover that your running pants give you a serious toe. After you've already been out running. At work. For 4 miles. And passed who knows how many people. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
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More Classic Mac. Fleetwood Mac - need your love so bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch... via @YouTube
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If you choose to judge Fleetwood Mac on one or two people, you're cheating yourself - fleetwood mac - oh well (1969): https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I might be the least curmudgeonly music consumer there is. I'll give just about anything a listen. I can say that I like some of the Fleetwood Mac songs I've heard that did not feature Stevie Nicks. In fact, listening to that song, I realize I've heard it before but didn't know it was Fleetwood Mac. :) - Bren
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That thing where you didn't pack enough veggies for your veggie dip, so you surreptitiously eat the remaining dip with a spoon in the corner of your office so that nobody sees you, y'know...eating dip with a spoon.
Do you, baby. - MoTO Boychick Devil
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Yum. - bentley
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A running friend just shared this photo...it's from the Dopey Challenge at Walt Disney World a couple weeks ago. The woman, who is both a runner and a firefighter, ran all four races of the challenge dressed in her full fire gear, including boots and O2 tank. Proof that women are stronger than we typically get credit for. <3
FYI - the Dopey Challenge, which I start training for later this year, is running four consecutive days of races - 5K, 10K, half marathon, and marathon. This accomplishment nets you six medals (one for each race, plus one for completing the Goofy Challenge - running the half marathon and marathon back-to-back, and one for completing the Dopey Challenge) a sweet 48.6 sticker, shirt, and years of bragging rights. To do all of that in full firefighter gear is just phenomenal. This woman is my insane runner hero. <3 - Hookuh Tinypants
Dayum. That's impressive. - Brent Schaus
I wish I had a photo of her without her gear. I bet she has legs of STEEL. - Hookuh Tinypants
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I love having adventurous baristas. Wanted another flat white today, but they still have gingerbread lattes available until they run out of supplies and I didn't want to waste the opportunity. So the baristas offered to make me a gingerbread flat white. SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
*** Disclaimer: You probably shouldn't bastardize coffee nor espresso in the manner with which I frequently do, lest someone accuse you of not being a *real* coffee drinker. That being said, you drink what you want how you want and when you want because this is something on which you should waste zero fucks. Enjoy your beverage your way. *** - Hookuh Tinypants
Is this Starbucks? I ask because I'm not a coffee drinker and never stop there but would love to know if the Salted Carmel Hot Chocolate is 'in' this year. - Shannon - GlassMistress
Yes it is. :) I'm not usually a Starbucks person but having one actually within the confines of Chevron Park (and in the building right next to mine even) has changed my habits somewhat. If you know what to order and how to order it, their espresso drinks are decent. The flat white actually makes you feel like you're not drinking Starbucks! Anyway! To answer your question - yes, the salted caramel hot cocoa is in. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
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Dear Healthkit: Please just stop trying. I have other apps that actually interface with my Fitbit and do their jobs ten times better than you do. Thanks for playing though. Good luck in future endeavors!
i momentarily read that as Heathkit. i have a signal generator made from one of their kits. - Big Joe Silenced
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I spent 1 hour lifting weights. 524 calories burned. #LoseIt
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Just spent 10 solid minutes trying to persuade my officemate to apply to be a ball picker at the nearby driving range when he retires. My main selling point: "How can you not love a job where balls will be flying at you all day long?"
Driving balls, filling holes... - Pete&#39;s Got To Go
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you people are glorious - MoTO Boychick Devil
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Trying to decide whether to stay in the room for the National Anthem on Sunday so I can mercilessly mock Adele Dazeem, or leave the house entirely and save my ears from the assault. Being an asshole is hard sometimes.
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I spent 52 minutes walking with RunKeeper. 340 calories burned. #LoseIt
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Needed a side dish for the spicy glazed chicken I made last night, so I dug this recipe out after sitting on it for almost a year. I tell you...if you're looking for an alternative to traditional fried rice...this seriously fits the bill. http://www.skinnytaste.com/2014...
I recommend using tamari in place of regular soy sauce to give a richer flavor. (who am I kidding? You should toss your soy sauce and just use tamari all the time) - Hookuh Tinypants
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Eh, I'd rather use fewer whole eggs than a bunch of egg whites most times anyway :) - Jennifer Dittrich
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One of our baristas loves making flat whites. Who am I to deprive her? (It's tasty, BTW) #flatwhite… http://instagram.com/p...
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I spent 45 minutes running. 574 calories burned. #LoseIt
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I swear, for as dedicated as my friends say they are to running, they are the biggest bunch of flakes I've ever met. I love them, but they are unreliable and I hate that I cannot count on any of them to not screw me when it comes to registering for races. Once again, I'm having to find a relay partner for a half marathon I'm already registered for.
Even better: the one friend who was adamant that she's doing Tough Mudder with me and has continually told me and others that we're doing Tough Mudder...just confessed to me yesterday that SHE HAS NOT REGISTERED YET. She says it's because she's scared. WTF? Sure, be scared, but be honest too. Don't lie to me until your guilt becomes too much to bear. Jesus. - Hookuh Tinypants
Then there are the two friends with whom I ran the SLO Half Marathon last year, who both said they were definitely going to run it again with me this year. To the point that before we checked out of our hotel, I reserved a room for us AND PREPAID FOR THE ROOM, with their consent (and it was their idea, actually). As of today, neither of them has registered for it. I have been registered for six months. - Hookuh Tinypants
That's so frustrating!!!!! I don't know how you do it. I think I would have cut the cord already. I wish I knew more runners that I could introduce you to. - The Other Yvonne
I just don't understand the whole mindset of being a flake. If I commit to do something with someone, I do it. I wouldn't leave a teammate to fend for herself in Tough Mudder, I wouldn't bail on a relay partner, and I wouldn't drop out of a race I signed up for with someone. Yet people constantly do this to me and it's frustrating and sad. I'm to a point where I just want to go back to running alone. At least I know I can count on myself. - Hookuh Tinypants
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I spent 55 minutes circuit training. 673 calories burned. #LoseIt
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There is much win here. MUCH. - If Dean Winchester From "Supernatural" Had Instagram http://www.buzzfeed.com/alwaysa... via @buzzfeeders
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Sure, it takes a village. But we probably shouldn't populate that village with judgmental assholes. No good will come of it.
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RT @buzzfeed: This story of a woman’s epic bucket list adventure with her dying dog will break your heart http://bzfd.it/1yZoi1j http://t.co/k5Y2YvIRHO
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This is the medal for the Star Wars half marathon. There are a lot of runners who earned this medal last weekend and are complaining about the design and how boring it is. None of them even know what it is. I propose that for next year, runners should have to take a Star Wars test before being allowed to enter. I mean...seriously.
My reaction when I first saw the medal: "OMG THAT IS SO GODDAMNED AWESOME! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" Their reaction when they first saw the medal: "What's that supposed to be? Is that an octopus? What's the significance of this design? Why isn't there like a Vader Mickey on it or something?" - Hookuh Tinypants
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Non-fans STILL wouldn't get it but now I'm extra super duper jealous of you. :) EDIT: A Mickey Vader? I would be tempted to give it back. Well, just a little bit. - That&#39;s So CAJ!
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When you post something and after certain folks have commented, you look at it, go "Not worth it" and just delete the whole damn thing
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Just because a race exists doesn't mean I will run it. While I appreciate people linking me stuff...yeah, no. I'm good, bruh.
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Someone saying they don't like something isn't the issuance of a challenge to prove them wrong in their own personal food opinion.
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Etc etc etc until you pretty much want to punch someone's asshole off.
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"I don't like pulled pork." "OMG You need to eat MY pulled pork. You just haven't had good pulled pork yet. That's the problem..."
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"I don't like avocado." "OMG You need to eat guacamole the way *I* make it. You'll love it! I swear!"
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That thing where you say you don't like something and then people go out of their way to convince you that THEY can get you to like it.
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OMG but you have to see the way *I* convince people that they actually like something they hate. - Stephen Mack
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This is sorta the same: 5 People You Meet When You Have A Chronic Illness http://tcat.tc/1F57W4D via @thoughtcatalog - WarLord
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I hate pulled pork. There, I said it.
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Pulled pork sounds like a very intimate act. - vicster.
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I spent 45 minutes running. 574 calories burned. #LoseIt
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I spent 50 minutes circuit training. 612 calories burned. #LoseIt
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At this point it's all I can do to not start responding to this Procurement lady's e-mails with a string of emoji.
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Some people really are just oxygen thieves. And there is an alarmingly high percentage of them working in our Procurement department...
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