Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
I am grateful for HONY because no matter what's going on in my day - be it good, bad, or otherwise - the daily posts never fail to put it all into perspective. Makes me wish I'd had this when I was growing up. <3
I keep reading that as "HORNY" ... *sorry* - MoTO Boychick Devil
It's really hard to be in a funky mood, read his posts, and not feel better for it. - Starmama
5 Reasons Why Beck Beat Beyoncé - http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresi...
Yeah that one wasn't even close to being an actual competition. You go tiny Beck keep on truckin - Steve C, Team Marina
I once dated a guy whose only redeeming quality was that he loved Beck. Sadly this was outweighed by the fact that he was a ginger, a chauvinist, and hung like a baby. Yeah, I went there. - Hookuh Tinypants
Hah as current owner operator of a 7 month old boy i feel sorry for that guy in so many ways Hookuh. :) - Steve C, Team Marina
LOL Well to be fair, he'd spent months upselling its size and durability. So when the product was finally revealed, it was....underwhelming. The fact that he was a jerk is the only reason it ever gets mentioned. lol - Hookuh Tinypants
A friend has been boasting that the guy at the car dealership referred to his new SmartCar as "The A-Team Model" (it's black with red trim). I said "Shall we start calling you Hannibal now?" He responds "I don't know why you'd call me that. Is it a reference to something?" .........just....Ughhhhh....
You don't tiptoe into trivia/geek like that. You need to dive in. Now you have Bad Attitude. :) (Personally, I'd have said, "Nah call me Murdoch. I just escaped again. Can't you tell?") - That&#39;s So CAJ!
"Mesquite Smoked Salmon Pate, Little Pickles, Homemade Saltiness" - Uh..............what?
Maybe "saltines"? - Andrew C (✔)
FYI - this was an appetizer listed on the menu of one of the fancy restaurants in the area where I work (I've been tasked with finding a place for a department celebration). - Hookuh Tinypants
If given the opportunity, I would punch Kanye until there were bones in his stool....Kanye West Goes Off on Beck's Grammy Win: ''He Should Have Given His Award to Beyoncé'' | E! Online - http://www.eonline.com/news...
uhm... yeah... well... I really don't care. Congratulations to Beck. - MoTO Boychick Devil
in one article i saw apparently later he said he was "joking" because acting like an asshole is funny apparently. - Sir Shuping is just sir
It would be one thing if he made a statement of "Look, I think black artists are consistently undervalued in the entertainment industry and I'm frustrated by this and we need to challenge the system harder" because that's the important thing to address. But to disrespect another artist in the process...especially one who has consistently made good albums for his 20+ year career and was in a tough category with other great albums, all of whom well-deserved their nomination...I find his attitude to be shitty and self-serving. You don't devalue someone's hard work because you're mad at something that person isn't even responsible for. He speaks as though what he values as artistry is the only thing that counts. When frankly I don't think Kanye would know artistry if it made a sex tape and got its own reality show. - Hookuh Tinypants
There are not enough bananas, not enough peanut butter, not kale, not enough of anything on this planet...to make whey protein not taste like steaming ass.
Where there's rain, there's got to be a rainbow. #rainbowsole #davisstampede #jesusimwet http://instagram.com/p...
W00t! - bentley
Well you certainly bring a smile, my dear Hookuh. - MoTO Boychick Devil
I do my best, sir. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
I spent 1 hour and 45 minutes running with RunKeeper. 1,116 calories burned. #LoseIt
Hi FF. I'm in my car in the middle of a hellacious storm waiting for my relay partner to reach the relay point. You're keeping me company right now, FYI.
I'm also sideways... - Hookuh Tinypants
That's dedication!! - The Other Yvonne
Oh. It's bullshit status month again. Yeah, not playing as usual. Also? Breast Cancer Awareness Month is October. Way to fail, socnets.
I hate it. - The Other Yvonne
I changed my fb status to this: Your fb statuses might be true, or they might be elaborate traps. I'm not going to like or respond to them for the time being because I don't believe cryptic messages promote breast cancer awareness. - The Other Yvonne
Getting ready for a rainy race! (@ Davis Stampede Finish Line in Davis, CA) https://www.swarmapp.com/c...
OMG SWARM THIS IS NOT ME! (She's cute though. Maybe I'll let ppl think it's me anyway...) - Hookuh Tinypants
Yeah, it seems to be a problem with how Advanced Tweets interacts with swarmapp. - John (bird whisperer)
In fairness, I still don't get what anyone sees in Arcade Fire. Besides the bandwagon, I mean.
I purposely bought tickets to see Train in May. If this displeases you, sorry. Not my fault you're a snob.
<3 Train so much. I saw them in college and loved it. - Heather
I am probably buying tickets for this tour too. Added bonus of Matt Nathanson, so it's kind of a no-brainer for me. :) - holly #ravingfangirl
I spent 1 hour and 5 minutes running. 844 calories burned. #LoseIt
Your salad-in-a-jar argument is invalid. Also? Stonehenge. #saladisjoy #fuckyojarhttp://instagram.com/p...
Was stuck in a 3hr meeting. Made the best of it by using the time to nail down 90% of my birthday plans. I believe this calls for a WOOT
this month? :) - Big Joe Silenced
Nah. Still got a couple more months until I'm Officially Old. :) My original plan for a few years now has been to do a huge 2-3 week road trip, but then my brother's wedding came along and basically ruined everything so I've had to shave it down to a single week which made it very hard to do everything I wanted to do. So I put off planning it for a while, but finally just buckled down and did it yesterday. The remaining 10% depends on whether we get stronger snow storms in the next two months or not and will have to go unplanned until almost the last minute. But being the partial Type A project manager/financial analyst that I am, I have developed a list of alternatives, in order of preference. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
Impending storm calls for hearty soup. Lasagna soup to be exact. #nosoupforyou #bejealous http://instagram.com/p...
Jimmy Fallon, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans Photobomb Super Bowl Fans - Us Weekly - http://www.usmagazine.com/enterta...
I can't explain how much I love this... Jimmy Fallon Went to Bayside High with "Saved By The Bell" Cast: https://www.youtube.com/watch... via @YouTube
I spent 50 minutes circuit training. 623 calories burned. #LoseIt
On Today's Agenda: Finding out what it's like to eat a salad from a plastic bag because you brought all of the ingredients but forgot to pack the bowl...
how was it? - Sir Shuping is just sir
I felt like I ought to wrap my water bottle in a paper bag and drink from it that way. I will never forget a bowl again! - Hookuh Tinypants
Can you keep a bowl at work permanently? I keep a little microwave steamer (that doubles as a soup bowl) in one of my desk drawers. It keeps me from forgetting to bring it, plus my lunch bag is a lot less bulky now. - bentley
It's rare that I bring a salad to work unassembled, so I wouldn't always be lugging my ingredients without a bowl to hold them. This was just a one-off. :) - Hookuh Tinypants
I weighed in and lost 3.1 lbs. #LoseIt
It's all fun and games until the flavor of your whey powder overpowers everything you add it to.
I spent 55 minutes circuit training. 673 calories burned. #LoseIt
THE MORE YOU KNOW http://instagram.com/p...
Nothing worse than a cat that is so incredibly pleased with himself, he will happily climb all up in your business right after he's visited the cat box. Thanks, Steve. You're a pal. :-/
In less than three months I will be 40. And yet people still find it completely appropriate to ask me when I'll be having kids. Really? That's still your only concern? I mean, it's not enough that I'm happy, healthy, and secure? Well OK then.
(FTR, I'm not mad. I was a bit annoyed by the questioning since A) the conversation wasn't even remotely about anyone having kids and B) we were at a family gathering after interring my uncle's ashes at a mausoleum. It was awkward to the point that it made others in the conversation feel super uncomfortable and people actually got up and left to another room.) - Hookuh Tinypants
Agreed. And I think it's even worse when it comes from other women. Women ought to know better but there is still an alarmingly high number of women who believe it's our job to spit out kids and our lives are lacking if we don't. It's actually a bit creepy. - Hookuh Tinypants
Breakfast With the Beatles, tea, and inexplicably antsy cats. Trying to be productive this morning is going to prove both awkward & amusing.
I feel like there's a punchline in here somewhere. Or possibly an SNL sketch. http://t.co/0nTGw0sPx2
Is there an excess of elderly Jewish widows in Israel? - The Other Yvonne
One of my friends over on Facebook said "That shit is specific as hell. Can't we just send them Facebook "likes"? I thought that was the way we help people nowadays." - Hookuh Tinypants
That moment when you discover that your running pants give you a serious toe. After you've already been out running. At work. For 4 miles. And passed who knows how many people. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
More Classic Mac. Fleetwood Mac - need your love so bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch... via @YouTube