Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
Sure we all love a good laugh, but it's time we actually thought about what it is we're actually laughing at. And why.
Being able to see how someone's words or laughter have hurt another person is a jarring reminder that behind everything is a human being
It is weirdly fortunate that his reaction to being mocked was shared because too often we only see the first photo mocking the person
I'm so stoked by how things have turned out with @Dancingmanfound Sometimes the Internet uses its powers for good and it makes me happy.
I'm pretty sure Spring has totally sprung outside my window today. Green grass, birds chirping, flowers blooming...so much for Winter!
We still have some snow on the ground, but it's supposed to get into the 50s by mid-week. Considering it was 6 on Friday, I'd say the change of seasons has begun for us, too. I'm not sure how my body will cope with the 50 degree temperature shift, though. - Katy S
I spent 1 hour and 49 minutes running with RunKeeper. 1,072 calories burned. #LoseIt
One again that thing where you forget to shut off your Runkeeper until long after you're finished. Eh. It was for a good reason! :) My running partner started to go into intense dehydration a mile before the finish so once I got her over the finish line my only focus was getting her seated, hydrated, and seen by the paramedics. I forgot about my phone and my Surge until someone asked me for the time like 20-30 mins later. lol - Hookuh Tinypants
RT @cbseveningnews: 2,000 women (and Pharrell) defend "dancing man" from fat-shaming bullies http://cbsn.ws/17Z3lY1 http://t.co/0Lp6ZVUK2n
Did you see that Moby offered to DJ the party for free?!? I wanna go! - Gabrielle
Yup! :) - Hookuh Tinypants
I'm wayyyyyyy too excited about the fact that I just bought my brother and his fiancée all of their barware on their registry. I keep coming up with ideas about what to bundle with all those martini, rocks, highball, pint, and wine glasses. SO MANY FUN OPTIONS.
This is the most fun I've ever had with a wedding registry. Or really, this is the ONLY fun I've ever had with a wedding registry! - Hookuh Tinypants
RT @playoverwatch: Beta begins Fall 2015! Sign up today: http://blizz.ly/JoinOverwatch http://t.co/bkMFaASXK3
W00T! Thanks for sharing the link! - CW
I just consumed an unreasonable amount of wintergreen Ice Breakers. I'm minty-fresh as fuck now. Nothing good can come of this.
Also? Registry items are REASONABLY PRICED. There's something refreshing about a couple who knows they don't need a kate spade gravy boat...
That thing where you're looking at a wedding registry and you honestly cannot decide what to buy because EVERYTHING ON THE LIST IS AWESOME.
That thing where the lunch you packed is so fantastic, you can't help but start eating it...two full hours before lunchtime. Oops...
After People Tried To Body Shame This Guy Dancing At A Concert, Something Amazing Happened http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhat... via @broderick @buzzfeed
There really is nothing more fantastic than waking up to the news that #DancingMan has been found! <3 Let us dance in celebration!
WHOA - One of my Tweets was featured in this article! And YAY DANCING MAN FOUND! <3 After People Tried To Body-Shame This Guy Dancing At A Concert Something Amazing Happened - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhat...
This is fantastic. - Stephen Mack
You're internet famous! Err, Buzzfeed famous? - Heather
I really hope someone is able to identify #DancingMan Half the Internet wants to give him a hug! #FindDancingMan
RT @fitchyemma: I'm noting down all your dancing songs for when we #FindDancingMan and we can all dance together :)
Trying to find a nice way to tell my mom that there's no way I'm going to find us two round-trip tickets to NYC for less than $500. Whatever pricing anomaly that her and my dad hit last year that netted them that experience is not going to happen for us this time.
OK y'all, the NYC chapter of Team in Training is already blowing me away. These people are magnificent. This is the passion and spirit I expected. I don't think I'll ever go back to my local marathon team again. <3
I spent 1 hour circuit training. 732 calories burned. #LoseIt
Today's earworm. BECAUSE REASONS, THAT'S WHY. The Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn: https://www.youtube.com/watch... via @YouTube
reminds me of a road trip i once took with an ex. this is what we (repeatedly) sang as we drove through New Jersey on our way back to Brooklyn from Bethesda. this and "Brass Monkey". - Big Joe Silenced
I sometimes get folks who ask if I have any goal races. I actually have a whole race bucket list, and New York City is definitely on it. Sometimes it feels weird to be able to cross a race off my bucket list. They all still seem like unattainable dreams to me. <3
Here's the top items on my bucket list: - Hookuh Tinypants
10. (pausing because I can't find my list and I am so souped up on NYC Marathon adrenaline right now, I can't remember 10 at all...AT ALL...) - Hookuh Tinypants
Well I didn't get in through the lottery for the New York City Marathon. BUT. I found out how to register through Team in Training instead. GUESS WHO'S GOING TO NEW YORK, BABY!
(apparently they only administer TNT entries to the NYC Marathon through the TNT New York offices - I had to finagle my way in!) - Hookuh Tinypants
Fanfuckingtastic! \o/ :D - AHnix (Anna Haro)
Today is draw day for the NYC Marathon lottery. To say that I've become obsessive in my inbox checking would be a massive understatement.
Good luck! When will you know? - Stephen Mack
Sometime today. It's a rolling draw so participants are notified immediately upon being drawn. - Hookuh Tinypants
I'm sorry. "Majority rules" is a terrible argument for why we should not allow a Muslim cashier to decline scanning in pork products when we've given Christian faiths a wide berth for so many centuries. What is this, junior high prom committee?
What's the theme for this year's prom? - Todd Hoff
And now someone is comparing personal freedom of religion to Hobby Lobby. I would say that I can't even but clearly I still can because I am still responding. Waiting for the right moment to drop a meme image and bow out. - Hookuh Tinypants
I spent 55 minutes circuit training. 671 calories burned. #LoseIt
Everyone's rushing to watch Wrath of Khan tonight. I can't do it. I don't when I will be able to, but right now? Too soon. #sadtrekkie
RT @mashable: Leonard Nimoy, the photographer. A selection of images from his other career http://on.mash.to/1vGUqpl http://t.co/5p6mwP5vJw
In honor and memory of a dear man whom many of us will greatly and deeply miss, I offer up this #fbfhttps://instagram.com/p...
Yay! Six months of chronic Achilles issues and finally got my butt to the doctor for a formal diagnosis. Thankfully it is only tendinitis as I'd hoped and the doctor is sending me to physical therapy. But the best part of all...........I CAN KEEP RUNNING! Don't even have to stop for PT. :)
So glad it is just tendonitis! I hope they've got you back feeling better soon. - Jennifer Dittrich
RUN, HOOKUH, RUN! - Melly #FForever