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Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.
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Yay! Six months of chronic Achilles issues and finally got my butt to the doctor for a formal diagnosis. Thankfully it is only tendinitis as I'd hoped and the doctor is sending me to physical therapy. But the best part of all...........I CAN KEEP RUNNING! Don't even have to stop for PT. :)
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So glad it is just tendonitis! I hope they've got you back feeling better soon. - Jennifer Dittrich
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RUN, HOOKUH, RUN! - Melly #FForever
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Obligatory Kaiser exam table foot shot. #runnerfeet #hobbitfeet #atleastiwashedthemfirst @ Kaiser… https://instagram.com/p...
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I just got way too excited over the fact that pork rinds are a zero-carb, low-fat, low-calorie snack. I'm not sure anyone should be that excited over pork rinds. I mean, come on. Pork rinds.
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DYING OVER HERE. DYING. DEAD. X___________X How To Fix Your Body's Trouble Areas - http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannab...
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That thing where someone removes you from their subscribers list...but remains subscribed to your (private) feed. Well now.
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I spent 50 minutes circuit training. 612 calories burned. #LoseIt
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A woman in one of my running groups just posted the following: "OMG, my 15 year old son just told me he's a Brony, what is this, should I be worried? He now wants to come out to his classmates. I fear it's social suicide."
I will fully admit, I facepalmed and headdesked for a good five minutes before responding... - Hookuh Tinypants
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Oh don't feel bad that you laughed. I did too. I also keep mentally swapping out "Brony" with "gay" because that is what this kind of reaction reminds me of. I'm like...woman, perspective. Get some. It's great. - Hookuh Tinypants
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I think for Bay to Breakers this year I'm going to dress as Rainbow Dash. Mostly because I really really REALLY want to justify purchasing a tail. - https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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:D - AHnix (Anna Haro)
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Seriously, I am considering it. I wanted to buy myself one big gift for my birthday - a total splurge that I would ordinarily never go for. I'd been looking at potentially getting my first pair of Fluevogs...but this wig, yo. THIS WIG. - Hookuh Tinypants
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This sounds super groovy. Who's in? :) - Wanderlust 108 San Francisco 2015- Eventbrite# - http://www.eventbrite.com/e...
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"What is Wanderlust 108? Wanderlust 108 is a triathlon unlike any you’ve ever known. This “mindful triathlon” brings three events together in your favorite local park: a 5k run, an outdoor yoga experience, and a guided meditation -- but with a twist. Unlike most triathlons, we place community above competition, inner peace above power, and self-awareness above strength. We prefer slow food to fast run times. For us, winning is measured in laughs shared and new friends made. And unlike many events offering yoga and meditation, we combine our practice with a whole lot of fun. While we’re pretty sure you’ll be challenged during the day, we are equally sure you’ll have a great time doing so. From live bands and DJs on our main stage, to lawn activities like hooping, slacklining and acroyoga, to our local food and craft vendors, there’s a lot to do when you’re not on your mat" - Hookuh Tinypants
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I bet I can be more mindful than you. - Todd Hoff
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Hm. - Residents express outrage to learn Alameda County library throws out thousands of books http://abc7news.com/531951/ via @abc7newsbayarea
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i'm surprised they didn't whip out the "digital lending is the future and the future is now!" nonsense. - Big Joe Silenced
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I spent 50 minutes circuit training. 612 calories burned. #LoseIt
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RT @peterhartlaub: Always a disappointment when someone wins production design for a Wes Anderson film, and they don't enter the stage on a unicycle. #Oscars
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RT @buzzfeed: soon ... http://t.co/2q9xGDBtN2
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Wine weekend planning...with beer and lumpia! I love cheat days! (@ Heretic Brewing Company) https://www.swarmapp.com/c... http://t.co/h7pixfjoVT
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I weighed in and lost 4 lbs. #LoseIt
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That thing where you forget how much a recipe makes until you make it and then you're like GUESS WHAT WE'RE EATING FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.
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I am almost finished with a week of lentil stew. Minus what I put in the freezer. - Rachel Walden
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Five relatives born on the same day. After the third birthday wish post, they all start to sound the same to me. WHY DO PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY HAVE TO BE SO INTO TENT SEX?!
Well, they must have heard that good sex is in tents. - Pete&#39;s Got To Go
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For all in tents and purposes. - Joe
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Did I seriously just see moms trying to one-up each other on whose kid has the heavier backpack? Really? Good fucking grief.
lol, bragging rights on the bad back. - AHnix (Anna Haro)
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Yeah, those middle school years are rough. Lots-o-changes. In my six years of subbing, all ages and grades, the most vile little people I encountered? Middle school girls. Hands down. :| - AHnix (Anna Haro)
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I normally don't like Peeps at all. But these Mystery Chicks? I could actually get into.
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Spoiler Alert: Mystery Peeps are a bit tangy and taste like Smarties. http://t.co/qqmBiiPKNM
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danmit hookuh! spoilers! man.... :P - Sir Shuping is just sir
I thought they tasted like the fruit punch flavor you find in children's juice boxes. - Katy S
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That thing where you misread a recipe and throw half a TABLEspoon of kosher salt in rather than half a TEAspoon. The only way to fix it? Triple the recipe. I now have enough massaged kale salad to last until Monday. Woo. o.O
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I may have just signed a petition to ask ABC to renew Forever for a second season. I need a life.
I kind of like that show. I end up watching it because it's after Castle, I think? - Laura
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I really dislike it when someone says "It's good to see you taking an interest in your health." It's such a presumptive and condescending thing to say to a person.
Unless someone you know well has been chronically neglecting their health, this sentence just shouldn't exist. - Heather
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I would totally support this response. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
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Just had one of the new hires ask if we could order some "sassy pens". I asked him to clarify, and he said "You know! Ones with like glittery barrels or fun tops or even unusual ink colors. Just because we're engineers doesn't mean we can't be fun!" I love my team. <3
:) - Laura
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#TeamSassy - Katy S
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How I can tell you never read my feed: You think that me saying certain memes are stupid and then defending my position on it when challenged is me getting "really upset". HA I JUST PROVED YOU'RE NOT A TRUE FRIEND OMG
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So far one of the most popular comments I've made on the internet all week is "Dr. Oz is a fucking stain." I think I may end up screenshotting this and attaching it to my résumé.
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Yay annual corporate health screening! Inevitable lecture about my BMI regardless of my fitness in 5...4...3...2...
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Went much better than expected, mostly because the young girl they assigned to review my results with me was clearly new to the role and still felt timid about talking to people about their numbers. So it was all just standard "your number is this and the range is this, so it means this" spiel. She also told me I should eat more avocados because my LDL is a bit low. How can I hate? SHE WANTS ME TO EAT MORE AVOCADOS Y'ALL. - Hookuh Tinypants
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"Only my true friends will respond to this canned meme that's been around since MySpace." Newp. Try again.
And no, seriously, someone's actually defending this nonsense. Really? OK then. - Hookuh Tinypants
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I spent 55 minutes doing ridiculous bullshit. 685 calories burned. #LoseIt
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Aaaaaaand now I'm watching it while I work on my reports... ▶ In the Name of the King A Dungeon Siege Tale 2007 Jason Statham - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I will never forget how awful this movie is but I will also never stop loving Dungeon Siege and remembering what a fantastic game the original was. LE SIGH. - Hookuh Tinypants
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HOLD ME CLOSER, TONY DANZA
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Today's earworm. I was just caught singing this in the restroom. WHAT? THE ACOUSTICS ARE FANTASTIC IN THERE. https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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